I give blondes a bad name....

Seriously, some days I just have to shake my head and admit to being the cliche.

First story

At McDonalds with a bunch of moms and kids, we are all talking about sunglasses, as mine have fallen off my head and crashed on the floor a few times.

Me: "These are my third pair of the season, I can't buy expensive ones because I break them or lose them" "Maybe if they were expensive, I would take better care of them"

I go to take Lulu to the bathroom and what should fall into the dirty toilet....You guessed it, my sunglasses. I am so annoyed I haven't even bought another pair.

Second Story

For my triathlon, I am borrowing my friend Bob's bike. His bike is a great roadbike that has the clips on the bottom of the shoes for pedals. Super cool yet, somewhat tricky. I practiced at Bob's trying to make them work. i got home and jumped right on the bike to give it another quick test run around the neighborhood.

In the street at the end of our driveway and there is a bit of wobbling and I can't get my feet unclipped, so I COMPLETELY wipeout. Good thing nothing else on my body got scratched since I held on to the handlebars the entire way down and left my leg to break my fall.

I laid in the middle of the street for about 5 minutes laughing so hard, blood everywhere.

I mean SERIOUSLY!!!!!